Have you ever had an unlucky day? Justin Chase's seven days of bad luck will probably surpass your worst nightmares. Judge for yourself: His mom just married a vampire. Dad drives a giant toilet on wheels. His cat was 100% abducted by aliens. His first day at a new school is made uncomfortable by a psychotic bully. Well, right now she's dangling from the edge of a ten-meter diving tower in front of the entire class, wearing only a fast-disappearing crocheted swimsuit. And it's only Monday!