A moment of terrible poetry with the author of the cult classic Youth in the Wild.

What can a person expect from life when fate bestows him with a not very attractive appearance, poor eyesight, premature baldness and on top of that the name Daniel Richard Nixon (no, don't look for any family ties, that's just Danny's father showing his republican zeal )? Probably not much. So it's no wonder that Danny is a 38-year-old man living alone with a low-paying job, heavily addicted to alcohol and nicotine. And when there is a reorganization at work and his position is canceled due to redundancy, it's all over.

On the other hand, it could be worse. So, for example, Danny's former colleague Tim is currently on the run from the law, and especially from the father of the lady in question, Deputy Sheriff Grizzoffski, a former army sniper with long fingers and a thirst for blood, due to the seduction of a minor (although he himself claims that it was the exact opposite) . Does Danny have an amazing new career in retail sales or a psychotherapy practice? Will he finally find a soul mate to walk through life with? Is the devout Catholic and cat lover Wenda, the mysterious Abby, the youthful Olivia or former classmate Lizzie the real one? C. D. Payne's latest humorous novel will answer all these questions and more.